Complete the ritual with this aftershave. While it isn't available through Shave Compass, you can purchase it directly from HAGS.
→ Return Of The Mean One II — Aftershave Skin Care Lotion
SHAVE COMPASS BEARING
Return Of The Mean One II plants itself squarely in Confectioners territory. Vanilla cream, buttery cookie, chocolate drizzle and spiced holiday biscuit build an unmistakably gourmand center, wrapped in warm amber woods and a soft trace of lavender. As it develops, dark vanilla, smoked-wood amber and creamy balsamic sweetness deepen the composition and pull its richer, firelit side toward the Shadow & Smoke border.
ARTISAN DESCRIPTION
Deep in the snowy mountains, when the wind screams and the lights of Christmas flicker across the valley, a shadow moves again.
The villagers swore he was gone… but they were wrong.
Because on the coldest night of December, the Mean One returns.
Wrapped in a stolen Santa coat and wearing a grin sharp enough to cut through ice, he creeps back into town — not for presents… but for revenge, mischief, and irresistible desserts.
As he prowls through the glowing streets, a warm trail follows him: Vanilla Cream and glowing Amber Woods, swirling like the first breath of a holiday feast. He stops by a window, steam rising from a tray of cookies — buttery, chocolate-drizzled, dusted with winter spice — and a soft hint of lavender floats through the cracks.
Unable to resist, he slips inside a living room glowing with the fire’s amber light. A plate of sweets rests on the table… and a glass of bourbon sits beside the fireplace, waiting for someone who will never know it’s missing.
He settles into the armchair like he owns the place — sipping, snacking, and smirking — bathing in the warmth of a Christmas Eve he was never invited to.
This scent is our own creation — crafted to capture that nostalgic sweetness, those stolen Christmas treats, and the warm, wicked comfort of a firelit holiday night.
He can’t help himself.
He takes everything.
With each step deeper into the night, the scent grows darker and richer — Dark Vanilla, Smoked Wood Amber, and sweet balsamic warmth melting together like Christmas gone wicked. He leaves the village in a haze of sweetness and smoke, a fragrance so addictive it almost forgives his crimes.
Almost.
Because this year…
he’s not here to steal Christmas.
He’s here to reclaim it.
Bigger. Badder. Meaner.
And far more delicious than anyone expected.
Scent Notes:
Top Notes: Vanilla Cream, Warm Amber Woods
Heart Notes: Lavender, Buttery Cookie, Chocolate Drizzle, Spiced Holiday Biscuit
Base Notes: Dark Vanilla, Smoked Wood Amber, Creamy Balsamic Sweetness
Experience the next evolution of our alcohol-based aftershave with Tesseract (4,3,4)—an improved and refined version of Tesseract 4.3.3. This formula boasts enhanced transparency, thanks to the inclusion of PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, a premium emulsifier that ensures a perfectly blended and stable solution. We’ve also infused this version with Chamomilla Recutita Flower Water, derived from the dried flowers of the chamomile plant (Chamomilla recutita). Renowned for its soothing, anti-inflammatory, and skin-calming properties, chamomile extract contains powerful bioactive compounds like chamazulene and bisabolol, which help reduce redness and irritation—making it ideal for sensitive and post-shave skin.
Additionally, the moisturizing properties of Tesseract (4,3,4) have been significantly enhanced, delivering a smoother, more balanced post-shave feel.
Why Choose HAGS Alcohol-Based Aftershave?
Our aftershaves are more than just a splash—they are designed as a post-shave skin treatment. Infused with Sodium Hyaluronate and Allantoin (from the Comfrey Plant), this formula deeply hydrates, soothes, and nourishes your skin. The lightweight texture absorbs quickly, leaving your skin feeling smooth, refreshed, and revitalized without any greasy residue.
How to Use:
- Shake well before use.
- Dispense 5–7 drops into the palm of your hand.
- Rub your hands together and apply evenly to freshly shaved skin.
- Allow it to dry for a few seconds before applying any additional skincare products.
What Does Aftershave Do?
Aftershave is essential for maintaining healthy skin post-shave. It works by:
- Reducing irritation, razor burn, and bumps caused by shaving.
- Cleansing pores to remove bacteria and prevent breakouts.
- Sealing pores to protect the skin from dirt and environmental pollutants.
Ingredients: Alcohol Denat., Aqua, Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Water, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Water, Calendula Officinalis Flower Water, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Water, Rosa Centifolia Flower Water, Peg-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Parfum, Glycerin, Sorbitan Caprylate, Propanediol, Benzoic Acid, Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein, Tocopheryl Acetate, Allantoin, Sodium Hyaluronate, Limonene, Linalool, Linalyl Acetate, Citral, Beta-caryophyllene
Important Information
- For external use only.
- Net.Wt. 3.4fl.oz [100ml]
- Produced by: HAGS Artisan Shaving Products
- Location: Psychiko, 15452 Athens, Greece
