{"product_id":"return-of-the-mean-one-ii-aftershave-skin-care-lotion","title":"Return Of The Mean One II Aftershave","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eComplete the ritual with this aftershave. While it isn't available through Shave Compass, you can purchase it directly from HAGS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e→ \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hagsartisan.com\/product\/return-of-the-mean-one-ii-christmas-special-edition-aftershave-skin-care-lotion\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturn Of The Mean One II — Aftershave Skin Care Lotion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px solid #B8935A; background-color: rgba(122, 98, 72, 0.18); padding: 18px; margin: 0 0 24px 0; border-radius: 2px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 0;\"\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHAVE COMPASS BEARING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0;\"\u003eReturn Of The Mean One II plants itself squarely in Confectioners territory. Vanilla cream, buttery cookie, chocolate drizzle and spiced holiday biscuit build an unmistakably gourmand center, wrapped in warm amber woods and a soft trace of lavender. As it develops, dark vanilla, smoked-wood amber and creamy balsamic sweetness deepen the composition and pull its richer, firelit side toward the Shadow \u0026amp; Smoke border.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eARTISAN DESCRIPTION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeep in the snowy mountains, when the wind screams and the lights of Christmas flicker across the valley, a shadow moves again.\u003cbr\u003eThe villagers swore he was gone… but they were wrong.\u003cbr\u003eBecause on the coldest night of December, the Mean One returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWrapped in a stolen Santa coat and wearing a grin sharp enough to cut through ice, he creeps back into town — not for presents… but for revenge, mischief, and irresistible desserts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs he prowls through the glowing streets, a warm trail follows him: Vanilla Cream and glowing Amber Woods, swirling like the first breath of a holiday feast. He stops by a window, steam rising from a tray of cookies — buttery, chocolate-drizzled, dusted with winter spice — and a soft hint of lavender floats through the cracks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnable to resist, he slips inside a living room glowing with the fire’s amber light. A plate of sweets rests on the table… and a glass of bourbon sits beside the fireplace, waiting for someone who will never know it’s missing.\u003cbr\u003eHe settles into the armchair like he owns the place — sipping, snacking, and smirking — bathing in the warmth of a Christmas Eve he was never invited to.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis scent is our own creation — crafted to capture that nostalgic sweetness, those stolen Christmas treats, and the warm, wicked comfort of a firelit holiday night.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe can’t help himself.\u003cbr\u003eHe takes everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith each step deeper into the night, the scent grows darker and richer — Dark Vanilla, Smoked Wood Amber, and sweet balsamic warmth melting together like Christmas gone wicked. He leaves the village in a haze of sweetness and smoke, a fragrance so addictive it almost forgives his crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlmost.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause this year…\u003cbr\u003ehe’s not here to steal Christmas.\u003cbr\u003eHe’s here to reclaim it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBigger. Badder. Meaner.\u003cbr\u003eAnd far more delicious than anyone expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vanilla Cream, Warm Amber Woods\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHeart Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lavender, Buttery Cookie, Chocolate Drizzle, Spiced Holiday Biscuit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase Notes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dark Vanilla, Smoked Wood Amber, Creamy Balsamic Sweetness\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExperience the next evolution of our alcohol-based aftershave with \u003cstrong\u003eTesseract (4,3,4)\u003c\/strong\u003e—an improved and refined version of Tesseract 4.3.3. This formula boasts enhanced transparency, thanks to the inclusion of PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, a premium emulsifier that ensures a perfectly blended and stable solution. 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